Cheat Sheets – Dynasty Rookies – 2021
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The American people, who have been bombarded by bad news over the past year, were delighted by the thrilling images beamed back from Mars this week as NASA’s Perseverance rover made a successful landing on the Red Planet.
Quinoa | Black Beans | Avocado Sauce | Romaine or Spring Greens | Jalapeños | Radishes | Feta Cheese
The parents of 54 migrant children have been found after being separated at the border under former President Trump’s administration, court records reveal.
Lawyers from the Department of Justice and the American Civil Liberties Union said in a court filing on Wednesday that it still has to locate the families of 391 children, down from the 445 it previously reported in April.
The parents of 277 of the remaining children are believed to have been removed from the U.S. after they were separated from their children, the lawyers wrote. The parents of another 100 children are believed to be in the U.S. and are being searched for.
Peaches | Sugar | Flour | Butter
Vodka Citron | Triple Sec | Lemon Juice
Immediately after he took office, on January 20, 2017, President Donald Trump and his officials began opening up public lands to the energy industry. Ever since, it’s been hard to keep track of all the regulation rollbacks and revoked protections.
One officer described how rioters attempted to gouge out his eye and called him a traitor as they sought to invade the Capitol. Another told of being smashed in a doorway and nearly crushed amid a “medieval” battle with a pro-Trump mob as he heard guttural screams of pain from fellow officers. A third said he was beaten unconscious and stunned repeatedly with a Taser as he pleaded with his assailants, “I have kids.” A fourth relayed how he was called a racist slur over and over again by intruders wearing “Make America Great Again” garb.
I cannot stop talking about how pleasant my experience at Happy Trails was. The crew from start to finish was professional, well-trained and welcoming. Marc and Casey made our party feel very comfortable by thoroughly explaining every step of the process. Casey guided the tour and was a DREAM! She is smart, funny and took the best photos along the way.
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Ever since Donald Trump incited a mob to lay siege on the U.S. Capitol in the hopes of blocking Joe Biden from becoming president, Republicans have pulled all manner of bullshit out of their asses in a sad attempt to explain why the failed insurrection wasn’t really that bad. Senator Ron Johnson has suggested he never feared for his life because the rioters were white. Rep. Paul Gosar has called the individuals who violently broke into the Capitol “peaceful patriots” and said the Department of Justice is “harassing“ them. Rep. Andrew Clyde has boldly and insanely claimed that “There was no insurrection and to call it an insurrection, in my opinion, is a bold-faced lie. Watching the TV footage of those who entered the Capitol and walked through Statuary Hall showed people in an orderly fashion staying between the stanchions and ropes taking videos and pictures…if you didn’t know the TV footage was a video from January the 6th, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit.”
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell’s TV interview was interrupted by a man who reeled off a series of backhanded compliments for the Donald Trump-supporting conspiracy theorist.
The infrastructure debate dominating Capitol Hill this summer is highlighting the sharp contrast between the chambers when it comes to the influence of former President Trump over the GOP.
Nearly 20 Senate Republicans, including Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.), broke with Trump this week to support a massive infrastructure package, providing President Biden with a big win and reflecting the diminishing hold his predecessor has on the upper chamber.
But the story is likely to be much different in the House, where Trump retains a muscular grip and GOP leaders have deemed his support vital to both the party’s prospects of winning back the chamber and their individual aspirations for rising in the leadership ranks.
Regardless of the shifting parts, the 2022 NFL draft has already started to take form, even if not in a manner that’s anywhere close to complete. And with the season over for 18 of the league’s 32 franchises, it’s time to look ahead to what April might hold.
An unfounded conspiracy theory of widespread election fraud claims that an election technology company called Smartmatic switched votes in the 2020 election. But Smartmatic provided ballot-marking machines to only one U.S. county.
Brandy | Creme de Menthe
Hot Dog | Cream Cheese | Bacon Jam | Purple Chips
Los Angeles Rams cornerback Jalen Ramsey, who shares an agent with Deshaun Watson, believes the quarterback has played his last down for the Houston Texans. ESPN has reported Watson is willing to hold out and pay fines to force a trade, but the Texans haven’t given in — yet.
Here’s a quick look at the latest updates on the six teams who might try to trade for Watson.
An image of a bogus tweet supposedly from the late Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg about Hillary Clinton began circulating after Ginsburg’s death. Ginsburg does not have a personal Twitter account, and did not author the tweet claiming knowledge of “information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.”
He has the cunning of a fox and the charisma of a salted slug. This is the Daily Show-ography of Mitch McConnell.
A collection of the best bell pepper recipes.
Whiskey | Lemon Juice | Simple Syrup
On Jan. 6, Pence will preside over the final, official verification of Trump’s, and his own, defeat. He has no power to prevent it. But he’ll know the boss is watching.
Fulgham has been super consistent since breaking into the Eagles’ lineup in Week 3, averaging 19.3 points per game and no fewer than 12 points over that period. Even with Alshon Jeffrey likely to make his first start of 2020, I still expect to see Fulgham see double digit targets against the Giants as the Eagle attempt to start to pull away in the NFC East.
Hackers published a batch of internal documents from the Netherlands Organisation for Scientific Research (NWO) on the dark web yesterday, after the agency refused to pay up in a ransomware attack. The attack, which began on 8 February, has completely knocked out the agency’s grant application and review process and cut off NWO’s communication with applicants, grantees, and universities.
Vodka | Raspberry Liqueur | Pineapple Juice
Ground Chuck or Turkey | Poblano Chile | Black Pepper | Monterey Jack Cheese
Michael Cera bears an uncanny resemblance to Morris Cohen, Andrew Jackson and John Endecott.
Comedians on Donald Trump
Once upon a time, Orange Is the New Black star Jackie Cruz was pretty close with Kourtney Kardashian. O.G. Keeping Up With the Kardashians fans will remember the time the oldest sister sparked a little fling while filming Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami in 2009 and was captured exchanging a kiss with a brunette beauty. While we didn’t know it at the time, Kourt’s very friendly gal pal, was in fact, the actress and songstress. Although we once knew Jackie as the girl that Kourtney met in art class, and later Kourt’s hot tub lover (who Scott Disick flashed), fans are dying to know more about their relationship now that Jackie has public recognition.
“An electric vehicle merely gives you one more reason to own Apple, not trade it,” the “Mad Money” host said. “Hopefully, everyone will forget this story tomorrow and the stock will sell off, giving you another chance to buy into weakness.”
On Monday, Reuters published an article reporting that the iPhone manufacturer could build a car, potentially with its own battery technology, by 2024. Investors responded the day after trading the stock up almost 3% to a $131.88 close, giving it a more than $2.25 trillion market cap, the largest valuation on the market.
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As President Joe Biden works to overhaul U.S. health care policy, few challenges will loom larger for his health secretary than restoring access to family planning while parrying legal challenges to abortion proliferating across the country.
Eggplant | Olive Oil | Black Pepper | Thyme | Garlic | Cacique Panela | Hazelnuts | Cacique Queso Fresco | Parsley | Lemons | Tomatoes | Serrano Pepper | Jalepeño | Onion | Salt
After months of rumors and reports of a shakeup, The Bachelorette promptly ended all the noise by dropping a new poster for Tayshia Adams’ takeover from Clare Crawley.
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