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Curious George Santos, Trump Wanted to Nuke North Korea & Biden’s Classified Doc Malarkey

Curious George Santos, Trump Wanted to Nuke North Korea & Biden’s Classified Doc Malarkey

Classified documents were found in the garage at President Biden’s house in Delaware, Attorney General Merrick Garland appointed a special counsel to look into it, a new book claims that Trump floated the idea of nuking North Korea and blaming the attack on another country, newly elected misrepresentative George Santos continues his lying streak and the press is having a hard time getting him to answer questions, Republicans from the state of New York are calling for his resignation, Prince Harry is topping the best-seller charts with his new memoir and there are several shocking reveals, Elon Musk is considering selling Twitter usernames to raise cash, and with all the rain this week, we sent our in-house meteorologist out on to Hollywood Blvd in a slippery when wet edition of “Breaking the News.”

MAGA Nuts Salivate Over Classified Biden Docs, Trump Indictment Looming & Prince Harry Reveals All

MAGA Nuts Salivate Over Classified Biden Docs, Trump Indictment Looming & Prince Harry Reveals All

It was another dark and stormy day here in Southern California, the Georgia Bulldogs clobbered TCU to win the College Football Championship for a second year in a row, Joe Biden left a handful of classified documents from when he was Vice President in his private office at the University of Pennsylvania, the MAGA crowd and Daddy Donald are very excited about this revelation even though both cases are very different, the Grand Jury that has been looking into whether Team Trump interfered with the 2020 election has concluded their investigation and an indictment could soon be on the way, Newsmax is working overtime to get Americans mad about short people, Prince Harry’s revealing royal memoir finally came out, and we take to the street to see if men walking by have a nickname for their penis.

Trump Is Back By Unpopular Demand, Ivanka Bails on Daddy & Marjorie Taylor Greene Wants VP Spot

Trump Is Back By Unpopular Demand, Ivanka Bails on Daddy & Marjorie Taylor Greene Wants VP Spot

Donald Trump is back by unpopular demand after announcing his 2024 presidential campaign at Mar-a-Lago, he entered to a song from the musical “Les Misérables,” he gave a weird rambling speech with many false statements, Fox News cut away from him before the speech was even over, his beloved NY Post threw some shade at him, many prominent members of his inner-circle were notably absent including three of his kids, Ivanka announced that she will not be involved in her dad’s political career anymore, MyPillow Mike Lindell was on the scene all fired up and raging against the machines, Jimmy was served an ad on Twitter for a “Return of the Great MAGA King” silver coin, Trump has lost the support of some big Republican donors, Marjorie Taylor Greene is hoping for the VP spot, Herschel Walker is busy talking about Vampires, and we invited the exceptionally talented P!nk to put her talent to the test in a round of “Wing It & Sing It.”

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THE ENDORSEMENT

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