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Billions of cicadas will emerge in more than a dozen U.S. states and one guy is ready to eat them, the New York Attorney General’s office has informed Donald Trump that his organization is now under criminal investigation even though he thinks he can do whatever he wants, he sat down for an interview with OAN and is still whining about the election, Fox News is asking to dismiss a 1.6 billion dollar lawsuit filed against them by Dominion Voting Systems, the House voted to create an independent commission to look into the January 6th attack…
Jimmy’s cousin Micki is easily one of the kindest, most considerate and genuinely good people ever. In addition to being nice beyond reason, she is also fun to play pranks on. Five years ago Micki and her husband Eric bought their first house from a woman named Carol who chose them over several other people who made higher offers. As a show of gratitude, Micki invited her to come back and use the house anytime. Many years later Micki still keeps in touch with Carol always inviting her to visit, always welcoming, always thankful. So, Jimmy had some free time over the summer, made a fake email address for Carol, and set in motion what is perhaps the greatest prank he has ever pulled.
Jimmy and Guillermo have an annual tradition where they do temp work as elves to help Santa figure out which kids deserve what. They couldn’t do it in person this year but they do have computers so they buckled up their pointy shoes and got down to Christmas business. This edition features a young boy named Lincoln, who might be up for a job at the North Pole too.
The Northeast got hit by a huge snowstorm, Vice President Mike Pence plans to get the vaccine on television, Trump is floating the idea of refusing to leave office, the Mayor of Atlantic City is auctioning off a chance to blow up one of Trump’s former casinos, a list of COVID-themed baby names that will never see the light of day, a special gift from Jimmy & Guillermo, a holiday themed edition of Masking Questions, and Jimmy interviews 9-year-old Daniel & his mom Danielle from Brooklyn after seeing a very funny video of him cursing about the F**king lockdown.
Jimmy’s three-year-old son Billy has been waking him up in the middle of the night, day 43 of #Squattergate is upon us as our dear misleader is throwing temper tantrums saying he may refuse to leave the White House, neighbors in Palm Beach don’t want Trump to make Mar-a-Lago his permanent residence following Inauguration Day, presidential pardons are in the air, Melania has a Christmas calendar, a holiday classic gets an update for 2020, a sad ornament you can buy at CVS, and Jimmy & Guillermo dress like elves for a new Naughty or Nice.
Kylie Jenner & Kanye West topped the Forbes list of highest paid celebrities in 2020, day 42 of #Squattergate is upon us despite the Electoral College making it official for Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell and Vladimir Putin both sent their congratulations to the new President-Elect as Trump and his staff continue to claim election fraud, Mayor Pete Buttigieg got a nomination for Secretary of Transportation by Joe Biden, Ivanka Trump considers a run for US Senate in Florida, an exciting solution for your cancelled office holiday party, and the Chanucorn returns to prove that he is real once and for all!
Jimmy talks about the color of the year announcement, the Trump Administration passing on the chance to get an additional 100 million doses of the COVID-19 vaccines, everyone lying throughout the pandemic, half of Americans wanting to “wait and see” before they get the vaccine, YouTube taking down videos that claim the election was fraud, Trump’s terrible record in court and asking Ted Cruz to argue on his behalf in front of SCOTUS, a new product from MyPillow, and to commemorate the first night of Hanukkah we take to the street for a round of “Jewish Holiday or Prescription Medication!”
In Stormy’s first interview for her new book Full Disclosure she talks about meeting Donald Trump in Lake Tahoe, the details of the night they spent together in his hotel room, demonstrates how she spanked him with a magazine, witnessing a phone call he had with Hillary Clinton, reveals what she found in his bathroom, why she prayed for death during sex with him, and picks which mushroom resembles Trump’s penis the most from a line-up Jimmy provided for her.
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