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Biden and Trump’s Doc War Rages On, Prince Harry’s New Children's Book & Celebrity Nextdoor Theatre

Biden and Trump’s Doc War Rages On, Prince Harry’s New Children’s Book & Celebrity Nextdoor Theatre

It was a wild Wild Card weekend in the NFL, President Biden gave a keynote speech at an MLK Day breakfast in Washington, five more classified documents were found at Biden’s home in Delaware and Trump weighed in bigly, Prince Harry’s new book is so popular that they’re releasing a version for kids called “The Prince and the Penis,” Kanye West has reportedly married Bianca Censori, a new Miss Universe was crowned over the weekend, the Critics’ Choice Awards were slightly less star-studded than usual because several nominees got COVID at the Golden Globes, and our latest edition of Nextdoor Theatre with help from Natalie Portman, Steven Yeun, Hannah Waddingham, Tom Hiddleston, Elizabeth Banks, Rupert Friend, Andy Garcia, Dana Carvey, Taron Egerton, Cheryl Hines, Phoebe Robinson, Danny DeVito, Alfonso Ribeiro, Rhea Seehorn, Kumail Nanjiani, Kevin Bacon & Kaitlin Olson.

Curious George Santos, Trump Wanted to Nuke North Korea & Biden’s Classified Doc Malarkey

Curious George Santos, Trump Wanted to Nuke North Korea & Biden’s Classified Doc Malarkey

Classified documents were found in the garage at President Biden’s house in Delaware, Attorney General Merrick Garland appointed a special counsel to look into it, a new book claims that Trump floated the idea of nuking North Korea and blaming the attack on another country, newly elected misrepresentative George Santos continues his lying streak and the press is having a hard time getting him to answer questions, Republicans from the state of New York are calling for his resignation, Prince Harry is topping the best-seller charts with his new memoir and there are several shocking reveals, Elon Musk is considering selling Twitter usernames to raise cash, and with all the rain this week, we sent our in-house meteorologist out on to Hollywood Blvd in a slippery when wet edition of “Breaking the News.”

MAGA Nuts Salivate Over Classified Biden Docs, Trump Indictment Looming & Prince Harry Reveals All

MAGA Nuts Salivate Over Classified Biden Docs, Trump Indictment Looming & Prince Harry Reveals All

It was another dark and stormy day here in Southern California, the Georgia Bulldogs clobbered TCU to win the College Football Championship for a second year in a row, Joe Biden left a handful of classified documents from when he was Vice President in his private office at the University of Pennsylvania, the MAGA crowd and Daddy Donald are very excited about this revelation even though both cases are very different, the Grand Jury that has been looking into whether Team Trump interfered with the 2020 election has concluded their investigation and an indictment could soon be on the way, Newsmax is working overtime to get Americans mad about short people, Prince Harry’s revealing royal memoir finally came out, and we take to the street to see if men walking by have a nickname for their penis.

Republicans STILL Can’t Elect a Speaker, Trump Stands by McCarthy & Louisiana Cracks Down on Porn

Republicans STILL Can’t Elect a Speaker, Trump Stands by McCarthy & Louisiana Cracks Down on Porn

A “bomb cyclone” is on the loose and there are flood warnings across California, Southwest Airlines got hit with another outage yesterday that grounded about 140 flights, Republicans in the House of Representatives have once again failed to reach a consensus on who will be their speaker as Kevin McCarthy has now lost six times, Donald Trump posted on Truth Social in support of McCarthy, Republicans removed metal detectors from the House entrances as their first act in the majority which was great cause of celebration for Lauren Boebert, MyPillow Mike Lindell has an interesting plan, Louisiana has a new state law that requires a government-issued ID in order to watch online porn, and we tracked down a movie theater employee from Texas who went viral over the holidays for his impressive skills behind the snack counter and is now known as “The Popcorn Guy!”

Trump Slams Disloyal Jewish People, Marjorie Taylor Greene Fumes Over Dildos & Musk Trolls Fauci

Trump Slams Disloyal Jewish People, Marjorie Taylor Greene Fumes Over Dildos & Musk Trolls Fauci

Secret Service swept our building for former First Lady Michelle Obama’s visit, CBS aired the national tree lighting special, the official White House holiday ornament is for sale, Jimmy goes through the various gingerbread houses that have been built at the White House over the years, Trump is still upset that got called out for having dinner with Kanye and his white supremacist friend, the World’s Greatest Boss Elon Musk announced that Twitter will soon increase the character limit to 4,000, his trolling continued over the weekend when he posted that his pronouns are “Prosecute and Fauci,” a young guy came up to Jimmy over the weekend and asked why he didn’t have love for Elon, Marjorie Taylor Greene gave quite the acceptance speech at the Young Republican Club Gala in New York, Tucker Carlson tackled the topic of dildos and butt plugs being on sale at CVS, Jimmy sent his Christmas card over the weekend and noticed a big mistake on the front of it, and with so little time before Christmas, Guillermo and Jimmy sat down with kids to help Santa figure out who is naughty, and who is nice.

Dumb GOP Politicians Tried to Overturn Election, Musk Loses Richest Man Title & Chanucorn Returns!

Dumb GOP Politicians Tried to Overturn Election, Musk Loses Richest Man Title & Chanucorn Returns!

Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas is You is number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart again, President Biden signed the Respect for Marriage Act protecting same-sex and interracial marriage, we are learning more about what happened leading up to the attack on our Capitol on January 6th, Mark Meadows reportedly texted with 34 Republican lawmakers exchanging ideas and suggestions for how they might be able to overturn the election, Elon Musk is no longer the richest man in the world, Kanye West is still spinning out , and with four days left until Hanukkah we get our annual visit from the Chanucorn.

Trump Hoards Classified Documents, Herschel Loses in Georgia & Will Ferrell Sells His Junk for Xmas

Trump Hoards Classified Documents, Herschel Loses in Georgia & Will Ferrell Sells His Junk for Xmas

Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer & Congresswoman Lauren Boebert both made blunders while tweeting about Pearl Harbor Day, Herschel Walker lost last night to Senator Raphael Warnock in the Georgia runoff election, Trump took to Truth Social to declare that our country is in big trouble after Herschel’s loss, new information is being released about Trump’s classified documents, an ad aired on Fox News today with Donny’s voice, the White House hosted a round table with Jewish leaders to tackle this newest wave of anti-Semitism, Google released their annual “Year in Search” report, and Will Ferrell interrupts Jimmy’s monologue to sell some of his junk for Christmas.

Trump Is Back By Unpopular Demand, Ivanka Bails on Daddy & Marjorie Taylor Greene Wants VP Spot

Trump Is Back By Unpopular Demand, Ivanka Bails on Daddy & Marjorie Taylor Greene Wants VP Spot

Donald Trump is back by unpopular demand after announcing his 2024 presidential campaign at Mar-a-Lago, he entered to a song from the musical “Les Misérables,” he gave a weird rambling speech with many false statements, Fox News cut away from him before the speech was even over, his beloved NY Post threw some shade at him, many prominent members of his inner-circle were notably absent including three of his kids, Ivanka announced that she will not be involved in her dad’s political career anymore, MyPillow Mike Lindell was on the scene all fired up and raging against the machines, Jimmy was served an ad on Twitter for a “Return of the Great MAGA King” silver coin, Trump has lost the support of some big Republican donors, Marjorie Taylor Greene is hoping for the VP spot, Herschel Walker is busy talking about Vampires, and we invited the exceptionally talented P!nk to put her talent to the test in a round of “Wing It & Sing It.”

Trump’s BIG Announcement at Mar-a-Lago, GOP Keeps Their Distance & Pence Sheds Light on Insurrection | Jimmy Kimmel Live

Trump’s BIG Announcement at Mar-a-Lago, GOP Keeps Their Distance & Pence Sheds Light on Insurrection

The final votes for last week’s midterm elections are still being counted but the race for 2024 has already begun, Donald Trump made a big announcement tonight at Mar-a-Lago surrounded by dozens of his closest friends and thousands of classified documents, Trump is expected to launch another campaign for President, many Republicans are moving to distance themselves from Trump, January 6th “stop the stealer” Ali Alexander was invited to attend Trump’s announcement speech, Mike Pence released his mildly-anticipated memoir and shed light on what went down on January 6th, Trump Worshiper Kari Lake has been defeated in the race for Governor in Arizona, we are all still trying to figure out what Herschel Walker is saying, and our very own Guillermo was honored by the Critics’ Choice Association for their Celebration of Latino Cinema and Television.

Wild New Trump Tell-All, Herschel Walker’s Abortion Scandal & Jimmy Talks to Scared Squirrel Guy

Wild New Trump Tell-All, Herschel Walker’s Abortion Scandal & Jimmy Talks to Scared Squirrel Guy

The bigly anticipated new tell-all book about Donald Trump “Confidence Man” came out today, in 2017 Trump held a meeting where he said that “the gays love me,” he told Rudy to “do anything” to overturn the election, he apparently wasn’t watching TV on January 6th, he used to make fun of Jared Kushner often, Donald Jr. raved about his dad catching a sharpie on stage, Senate candidate Herschel Walker has been accused of paying for a former lover’s abortion, Herschel’s son Christian Walker decided that he’s had enough of his father’s lies, and we talk to a man named James Reik from Pittsburgh who was rudely interrupted in his home office by a squirrel.

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