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Video: Trump STILL STEWING Over Jimmy’s Oscars Joke, He Spins “Bloodbath” Remarks & We Quiz MAGA Patriots

Jimmy’s son Billy had a list of things he was expecting for St. Patrick’s Day, the large orange leprechaun Donald Trump spent his weekend stewing over a joke Jimmy made about him at the Oscars, people all over are making “Isn’t it Past Your Jail Time?” merchandise, Trump’s lawyers told the court today that they can’t find anyone to put up the $454 million bond he needs to cover what he owes the state of New York, Donny made a stop in Dayton, Ohio where he made some disturbing remarks, his former Vice Poodle is not being a very good boy, and we sent a crew to a Trump rally in South Carolina to give those gathered a simple citizenship test.

Jimmy Kimmel | Aaron Rodgers Reportedly Shared False Sandy Hook Conspiracies & Trump Blames EVERYTHING on A.I.

Video: Aaron Rodgers Reportedly Shared False Sandy Hook Conspiracies & Trump Blames EVERYTHING on A.I.

Four years ago we shut down because of COVID, Guillermo texted Jimmy to warn him about how bad the wind was, a little girl named Dusty imitated Jimmy hosting the Oscars, Donald Trump was in court today for a hearing regarding stashing classified documents at Mar-a-Lago, the judge (who was appointed by Trump) refused to dismiss the case, Donald has been blaming every mistake he makes on A.I., Pamela Brown of CNN reports that quarterback Aaron Rodgers confronted her personally after the school shooting in Sandy Hook complaining that the mainstream media was covering up a false flag operation, Jimmy has an Aaron Rodgers conspiracy of his own, the House of Representatives passed a bill that if approved by the Senate would ban TikTok in America, and our Governor Gavin Newsom (Josh Meyers) is especially keen on Prop 14.

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Video: All you need to know about Trump Supporters.

This quick segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live showcases the hypocrisy of Trump supporters. It’s very funny but also clearly showcases the unwillingness or inability of Trump supporters to be objective and exercise critical thinking. These people will vote this year, so I hope seeing this inspires you to vote as well.

Trump Confirms VP Shortlist, Biden’s Operation Crazy S**t is Underway & We Play On the Money!

Trump Confirms VP Shortlist, Biden’s Operation Crazy S**t is Underway & We Play On the Money!

Joe Biden arrived in Los Angeles to raise money for his campaign, Trump confirmed a list of names on his running mate short list and is busy zeroing in on issues that don’t exist, New York Attorney General Letitia James said that she might seize Trump Tower if he can’t come up with the money to pay his $355 million fine, Hunter Biden’s attorneys say that federal prosecutors mistakenly believed that they found a picture of cocaine that was actually just sawdust, and in celebration of all the POTUS talk this week – we play our very popular game “On The Money!”

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Trump’s Syphilis Hands & MyPillow Mike Sells Organs After Getting Dropped by Fox

Donald Trump dealing with syphilis hands, he has been going out of his way to convince us that his brain is just fine by bragging about the results of that cognitive test he took in 2020, Elise Stefanik is said to be a frontrunner for VP pick, Donny was busy in court yesterday trying to intimidate E. Jean Carroll, in Oklahoma a state representative named Justin Humphrey is cracking down on furries in the classroom, and we check in with MyPillow Mike Lindell who is no longer welcome on Fox News!

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Republicans Open Biden Impeachment Inquiry, Trump’s Christmas Album & Clip of the Year 2023!

Dictionary.com revealed their word of the year for 2023, Taylor Swift celebrated her 34th birthday, House Republicans voted to open an impeachment inquiry into President Biden, Hunter got a subpoena to testify today before the House oversight committee and showed up at the Capitol offering to answer questions in public, the lead witch hunter James Comer inadvertently revealed what this investigation is really about, Don Jr. took some time to educate us all about education, Daddy Donald released his first ever collection of Christmas music, and Jimmy crowns the Clip of the Year!

Trump Won’t Deny Becoming a Dictator, Mike Lindell’s MyChristmas Spectacular & Bye Kevin McCarthy

Trump Won’t Deny Becoming a Dictator, Mike Lindell’s My Christmas Spectacular & Bye Kevin McCarthy

Jimmy remembers the incredible Norman Lear who passed away at 101 years old, Taylor Swift was named Time Magazine’s Person of the Year, tonight marked the fourth Republican primary debate, Trump had his own event on Fox News where he managed to swing and miss at the softest of balls, people need to stop asking Joe Biden if he is still planning to run for President, bitter former Speaker Kevin McCarthy says he will resign from Congress at the end of the month, Trump’s buddy Kim Jong Un has a problem on his hands, we have a suggestion for parents looking for new ways to place their Elf on the Shelf, and MyPillow Mike Lindell has a new Christmas special!

Republicans Blurring Faces in Insurrection Footage, "Orange Jesus" Trump & Guillermo’s Xmas List

Republicans Blurring Faces in Insurrection Footage, “Orange Jesus” Trump & Guillermo’s Xmas List

Time Magazine’s Person of the Year will be announced today with Taylor Swift, Barbie and Putin as finalists, Liz Cheney’s tell-all “Oath & Honor” came out today, new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson announced that they would be releasing thousands of hours of footage of the attack on the Capitol, 23andMe had a security breach and hackers got access to nearly 7 million accounts, a family in New Jersey had the clever idea to trick their Nana into thinking Grand Theft Auto was actually the news, the new number one song in the United States is the sixty five year old song “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” by Brenda Lee, Guillermo gives a PowerPoint presentation announcing what he would like for Christmas, we give a reminder and suggestion for parents moving the Elf on the Shelf every night, and Jimmy and Guillermo dress up like elves and sit down with kids to find out whether they’ve been naughty or nice.

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Expulsion Looms for George Santos, McCarthy Says “F**k You” to Trump & The Golden Bachelor Finale

Tonight was the season finale of “The Golden Bachelor” on ABC, the House is expected to vote tomorrow on whether or not to expel George Santos, a new Donald Trump movie is in the works called The Apprentice and he will be played by Sebastian Stan, according to the Washington Post former Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy lashed out at Trump to complain about his lack of support, and Jimmy and Guillermo slip on their tights to help Santa figure out which kids this year have been naughty and which have been nice.

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Eddie Murphy on Iconic Celebrity Filled Photo, $100,000 Bet with Richard Pryor & New Christmas Movie

Eddie talks about his love of reality shows, realizing his age while filming Beverly Hills Cop 4, an amazing photograph he took with a bunch of legendary stars in 1990 at a tribute to Sammy Davis Jr., meeting Frank Sinatra, having dinner with Lola Falana, the rumor that Stevie Wonder isn’t actually blind, his new movie Candy Cane Lane, his favorite holiday movies, the gifts he gets from his kids, his $100,000 bet with Richard Pryor, and daring Dick Cavett to do crazy things in the 80s.

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Kimmel: Republicans DESPERATE to Smear Biden, Pence’s Comma Controversy & Kiss or Mariah Carey!?

Today is the day known as Giving Tuesday, the U.S. Forest Service has an idea for how to save money this holiday season, 40 members of Congress have announced plans to retire at the end of their terms, Hunter Biden may be headed to testify in front of the House Oversight Committee, Fox News is so desperate to smear Joe Biden they are literally grasping at straws, Mike Pence is getting caught up in a controversy about a comma, and we positioned ourselves right in front of the world famous Hollywood Bowl for a new game we like to call “The Poll at the Bowl” where we guess whether fans are there to see Mariah Carey or Kiss.

Trump Yells About Golden Showers, Biden Turns 81 & Kelce Brothers Face Off on Monday Night Football | Jimmy Kimmel Live Monologue | The Smoking Chair

Kimmel: Trump Yells About Golden Showers, Biden Turns 81 & Kelce Brothers Face Off on Monday Night Football

The Kansas City Chiefs & the Philadelphia Eagles go head to head on Monday Night Football and the Kelce Brothers face off, President Joe Biden pardoned two turkeys in honor of Thanksgiving, we play a game in honor of his 81st birthday, the MAGA troops rallied in Iowa to see their Orange Jesus in the flesh, and Guillermo goes full-on Formula one at the Las Vegas Grand Prix.

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Kimmel: Fight Almost Breaks Out in the Senate, a MAGA White House Doozy & Mike Pence’s New Book

Next week is set to be the busiest Thanksgiving travel week ever, Republicans are literally fighting each other, former MMA fighter Markwayne Millin got into it with the President of the Teamsters union and Bernie Sanders had to step in the middle of it, 63% of Gen-Z-ers say they have a best friend at work, former VP Mike Pence has a new book, we are getting more information about what another MAGA White House might look like, there are new details about Melania Trump’s life in the White House, Chuck E Cheese is getting rid of the creepy animal robots that come to life and play music, and we play a round of a new game called Gimme Five!

jimmy kimmel monologue | MAGA's Scariest Creatures Rally for Trump & Drag Queen Trixie Mattel Reads Ted Cruz’s Book to Kids

Kimmel: MAGA’s Scariest Creatures Rally for Trump & Drag Queen Trixie Mattel Reads Ted Cruz’s Book to Kids

The SAG-AFTRA strike has come to an end after 118 days, “The Golden Bachelor” had their Women Tell All special and there were some serious gas issues, Republican Presidential candidates took the stage for a debate in Miami and Vivek Ramaswamy took aim at Nikki Haley and her daughter, Ron DeSantis is trying his hardest to come off as somewhat human, Trump held his own event about 30 minutes down the road and all the scariest creatures from Trumpland were on the bill, he shared and deleted shirtless photos of the judge presiding over his fraud trial in New York, and we help Ted Cruz sell some books with an assist from Trixie Mattel of “RuPaul’s Drag Race.”

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Kimmel: Republicans Debate in Miami, Ivanka Testifies in Daddy Donald’s Fraud Case & Rough Election for GOP

The CMA Awards were on ABC tonight hosted by Peyton Manning & Luke Bryan, the Republican debate took place in Miami and Donald was absent once again, Ivanka took the stand in the $250 million fraud case against her father, it was not a very good election night for the MAGA-verse, voters in Ohio overwhelmingly passed a measure to protect a woman’s right to choose, we discovered that Mike Lindell makes unusual sounds when he’s making a point, the mayor in Saskatchewan Canada has an interesting name, a pre-owned vehicle in New Jersey had an unfortunate encounter with the local wildlife, and country star Jelly Roll has a great new holiday gift idea for you!

Trump’s Dumb Sons Testify in Fraud Trial & George Santos Lives to Scam Another Day

Kimmel: Trump’s Dumb Sons Testify in Fraud Trial & George Santos Lives to Scam Another Day

It was hometown date night on “The Golden Bachelor,” the Texas Rangers beat the Arizona Diamondbacks last night to bring home their first ever World Series and Ted Cruz chimed in, Trump’s most embarrassing sons took the stand in the $250 million fraud case against their family business, Donny is planning to start another University called “The American Academy,” Congressman George Santos will live to scam another day after the House rejected a resolution to expel him from Congress, and there is a bombshell announcement from the American Ornithological Society in regards to naming birds.

Trump Puts on an Insane Show in Vegas, Santos Charges are Piling Up & Pence Drops Out

Kimmel: Trump Puts on an Insane Show in Vegas, Santos Charges are Piling Up & Pence Drops Out

Flava Flav delivered a beautiful ode to our United States of America in Milwaukee last night, Mike Pence announced the suspension of his campaign for President in Las Vegas, Donald Trump had a lot to say over the weekend despite a federal judge reinstating his gag order, he unloaded some very self-unaware comments in Vegas, we slowed him down for a new edition of Drunk Donald Trump, Ben Carson gave his stamp of approval to Donny’s campaign, and we speak to Congressman George Santos about possibly being expelled.

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Kimmel: Pence’s Very Sad Photo, Trump’s Attorney Amnesia & Rashad Jennings’ Wheel of Fortune Redemption

Three of the five members of our band the Cletones are out sick tonight, Taylor Swift was at the Chiefs game and fans are going wild, there are now eight candidates for the Speaker of the House and there is no indication that they will elect one soon, Donald Trump is talking about incredibly dumb stuff while a terrible war is going on, former Trump lawyer Sidney Powell pled guilty on six charges and he is shockingly starting to distance himself, former VP Mike Pence is having a tough run and is now part of what might be the saddest photo ever taken, and former running back Rashad Jennings is here to explain the most embarrassing performance in “Wheel of Fortune” history.

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Kimmel: Donald Trump Slapped with a Gag Order, Furious George Santos Has a Meltdown & Still No House Speaker

A solar eclipse was visible from the western United States over the weekend, the Taylor Swift concert movie made $93 million at the box office over the weekend and fans everywhere are going crazy, we still don’t have a Speaker of the House and it looks like they might let the people decide, George Santos was seen roaming the halls of the Congress holding a baby and having a meltdown, a federal judge issued a partial gag order on Trump in the case related to January 6th, the MLB playoffs are underway and Phillies right-fielder Nick Castellanos made a sunny appearance on “MLB Tonight” after a big game, and we went out onto Hollywood Blvd to spread the word in a special medical edition of “Breaking the News.”

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Kimmel: Aunt Chippy Reviews the Many Penises of “Naked Attraction

Since Aunt Chippy is now a dating show veteran after being on “The Golden Bachelor” we thought we’d get her take on another popular show of that type called “Naked Attraction.” It’s a dating show from England that has contestants pick out who they want to date based strictly on their private parts. So we thought it would be fun to have Aunt Chippy review it. We obviously we had to blur out the dirty parts for the show, but for Aunt Chippy, we made sure she saw every uncensored bit.

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