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Today is the first day of May and our nation’s newscasters are once again left in disbelief, a thirteen-year-old at the Lakers/Grizzlies game suffered a devastating loss at halftime, Trump is currently out of the country in Scotland visiting one of his golf courses, next week Trump will be in New Hampshire doing a Town Hall event on CNN, Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon have reportedly been texting each other since they were both fired, Mike Pence has yet to announce whether he plans to run for President and has the perfect line when asked about his former boss, MyPillow Mike Lindell has to shell out five million dollars because of a dumb contest he ran called “Prove Mike Wrong,” Devin Nunes is set to hit the road along with Mike Lindell and others for the “Re-Awaken America Tour,” there was quite the happenstance at the L.A. Philharmonic this weekend, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd. to see if pedestrians can pass a sobriety test.
Seth takes a closer look at Tucker Carlson’s messy exit from Fox News as more revelations and speculation about what led to his ouster emerge.
A team of scientists is making the case that as space tourism continues to grow people will naturally start having sex in space, Melania Trump turned 53 and there is a limited time opportunity to celebrate with your own families, Trump is already hinting that he might skip the debates in the primary because he doesn’t want to subject himself to MAGA-hating anchors, Fox News has reportedly been keeping a file of dirt on Tucker Carlson in the event that he goes after the network, a former producer on his show says that Tucker ran a hostile workplace and frequent asked personal questions about on-air hosts like Maria Bartiromo, there is a tape where Ted Cruz specifically detailed his plan to overturn the 2020 election, George Santos has been trying to claim he’s Jewish for quite some time now, tonight’s clip for Excellence in Reporting goes to the team at Detroit’s Fox 2 News, and we meet some folks on Hollywood Boulevard for a round of “Couple or Siblings?”
Can you guess what Trump was asked about based on these answers? #DailyShow #Comedy #DonaldTrump
Seth takes a closer look at reports of Fox News’ dossier of alleged dirt on Tucker Carlson amid its messy separation from the recently ousted host.
Big News tackles Fox News’ bombshell firing of Tucker Carlson after the massive Dominion settlement and toxic workplace accusations with CBS News Senior White House Correspondent Weijia Jiang. Plus, President Biden’s 2024 re-election announcement and the cartilage-rich dolphins that will keep him vibrant on the trail. Watch Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out The News on Comedy Central, Wednesdays after The Daily Show and on ComedyCentral.com.
John Oliver discusses homeowners associations, the surprising power they have, and how to tell if a tree is “tree-shaped.”
Donald Trump took to Truth Social to attack Jimmy, Stephen Colbert and all the other late night hosts, he was on a podcast called “Full Send” talking about the “N Word,” global warming, King Jong Un, and O.J. Simpson, he recorded a message for the Faith and Freedom Coalition and claimed that babies are being executed, Mike Pence went off script during his speech, a bunch of people with over a million followers on Twitter had their blue checkmarks restored and wanted to make it clear that they hadn’t paid for it, Bed Bath & Beyond announced that they’re filing for bankruptcy, Fox News severed ties with Tucker Carlson, CNN “parted ways” with Don Lemon, Guillermo has some breaking news from ABC, and we bid farewell to one of the most despicable mother-Tuckers to ever appear on American television.
Seth takes a closer look at Fox News abruptly cutting ties with Tucker Carlson less than a week after a massive settlement over the Dominion Voting Systems defamation suit.
Desi Lydic tackles the day’s headlines, including Fox News’s shocking firing of Tucker Carlson, Sarah Huckabee Sanders’s “Real Women” koozies, Don Lemon’s CNN termination, Elon Musk’s latest Twitter fiasco, and Bed Bath & Beyond’s bankruptcy. #DailyShow #Comedy #DesiLydic
Jimmy addresses Biden planning to announce his 2024 reelection campaign and the final weekend of Coachella kicking off.
Meanwhile… Netflix has mailed out its final DVD, and a Canadian black bear drank tons of soda.
John Oliver discusses cryptocurrency, three of the biggest crypto companies to collapse over the past year, and what to do when your office is giving off “crime vibes”.
Jimmy addresses Elon Musk’s SpaceX rocket exploding in midair minutes after takeoff and an ultramarathon runner being disqualified after admitting she used a car during the race.
Netflix is finally cracking down on password sharing, Fox News agreed to shell out $787.5 million dollars to settle a defamation lawsuit brough by Dominion Voting Systems, nothing on their website mentioned the story at all, Mike Lindell isn’t backing down like Fox did, the Florida Board of Education voted to extend their “Don’t Say Gay” bill to include high school students as DeSantis tries to prove he’s more ridiculous than Trump, Kim Jong Un announced that North Korea has their first spy satellite ready to launch, the Bidens shared their annual federal tax returns yesterday showing that they made $579,514 dollars, some Republicans are not on the Trump train and Chris Christie is said to be mulling a run for President, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd to see if anyone recognizes Mike Pence.
Jimmy addresses Florida governor Ron DeSantis threatening to build a competing theme park or state prison next to Disney World and George Santos announcing he’s running for reelection.
Big News tackles Ron DeSantis’ 2024 presidential campaign implosion and Donald Trump’s brutal ‘pudding’ attack ad with CNN host Van Jones. Jones advises DeSantis to go personal on Trump: “You talk about his looks, you talk about his hair, you talk about his family.” Watch Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out The News on Comedy Central, Wednesdays after The Daily Show and on ComedyCentral.com.
Jordan Klepper tackles the latest headlines, including the implications of the Fox News and Dominion settlement, and the racist recordings of Oklahoma officials.
Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, like the New York City Department of Sanitation releasing a new campaign.