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Stephen kicks off his March 14th monologue with a tribute to Pi Day, then looks into speculation about Donald Trump’s choice of running mate, and the news that Elon Musk fired Don Lemon hours after sitting for an interview with the former CNN anchor.
The presumptive GOP nominee is a dictator-loving Hitler fan who mocked President Biden’s speech impediment after the State of the Union. Across the pond, Brits are still trying to figure out what’s going on with Kate Middleton.
President Biden’s awkward ice cream moment came one day before some Democrats in Michigan used their primary votes to protest his support of Israel’s actions in Gaza, while Republicans are pushing state-by-state birth control bans and blocked a bill that would have protected access to contraception nationwide.
The twice impeached, fired ex-president wants you to know he aced a test meant for head trauma victims, his lawyer doesn’t appear qualified to defend him in a civil liability trial, and Stephen seeks guidance from a higher power after hearing what Pope Francis said about sexual pleasure.
Lava is flowing in Iceland (but everyone’s ok), Biden’s campaign links Trump to Hitler, Rudy Giuliani can’t keep his mouth shut after losing in court, and New York City’s current and former mayors are masters of embarrassing themselves.
The former president is sending loud and clear signals that a second Trump term would be a fascist nightmare, complete with mass immigration raids and internment camps. In Washington, Sen. Bernie Sanders diffused a physical confrontation between a fellow Senator and the head of the Teamsters.
Stephen examines an extra-long Canadian zucchini, looks at courtroom sketches of Donald Trump’s children testifying at their father’s civil fraud trial, and thanks Congress for voting not to expel Republican Rep. George Santos.
The former VP dropped out of the presidential race and his old boss wants his endorsement, and Rep. Mike Johnson believes Earth was created a mere 6,000 years ago.
Meanwhile… Levi’s says you should wear your jeans in the shower, a dog named Cheeto is up for adoption, and controversy is swirling around Great Britain’s stupidest game.
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Faked photos and misleading videos about Israel and Hamas are proliferating on X, House Republicans are airing their internal grievances, and RFK Jr.’s siblings are urging Americans to steer clear of his campaign for president.
Former Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy took aim at Democrats at a press conference following his ouster, and Stephen has a theory about Commander Biden‘s behavior at the White House.
Meanwhile… Stevie Nicks loves her namesake Barbie doll, Southern drawls are falling out of fashion, and Stephen brings back a beloved primate-focused segment from the past.
Everyone who works with Rep. Matt Gaetz thinks he’s a sleaze, the former president says he’ll go to Capitol Hill to help select the next House Speaker, and Rudy Giuliani’s alleged drinking problem is under the microscope.
Stephen shares some thoughts on what could be ahead for The Late Show and peeks into the future for news stories that might come across his desk in the coming weeks.
Legendary journalist Carl Bernstein goes Inside The Hill to discuss the investigation into Donald Trump’s 2020 election interference, shameless corruption in Washington, and how the Dominion lawsuit will affect Fox News. Watch Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out The News on Comedy Central, Wednesdays after The Daily Show and on ComedyCentral.com.
Big News tackles Fox News’ bombshell firing of Tucker Carlson after the massive Dominion settlement and toxic workplace accusations with CBS News Senior White House Correspondent Weijia Jiang. Plus, President Biden’s 2024 re-election announcement and the cartilage-rich dolphins that will keep him vibrant on the trail. Watch Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out The News on Comedy Central, Wednesdays after The Daily Show and on ComedyCentral.com.
Meanwhile… Netflix has mailed out its final DVD, and a Canadian black bear drank tons of soda.
Big News tackles Ron DeSantis’ 2024 presidential campaign implosion and Donald Trump’s brutal ‘pudding’ attack ad with CNN host Van Jones. Jones advises DeSantis to go personal on Trump: “You talk about his looks, you talk about his hair, you talk about his family.” Watch Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out The News on Comedy Central, Wednesdays after The Daily Show and on ComedyCentral.com.
