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Washington D.C. — In an unsurprising turn of events, former President Donald J. Trump has officially secured his place in history by clinching the prestigious title of the “Most Corrupt President of All Time” in the Guinness Book of World Records.
The announcement, made earlier this week, sent shockwaves through the political sphere, with many questioning whether the Guinness World Records should even entertain such dubious achievements. Nevertheless, the decision was made, and Trump’s legacy as a record-breaker has been solidified.
“It’s an honor, really. Nobody corrupts like I do, believe me,” Trump declared in a statement, as he proudly held up his Guinness World Records certificate, which he insists will be framed and hung in a prominent spot in his Mar-a-Lago estate.
Trump’s journey to corruption superstardom has been nothing short of remarkable. From shady business deals to alleged ties with foreign governments, he has managed to transcend the boundaries of traditional political corruption and redefine the term for generations to come.
“I always knew I was the best at everything, but to have it officially recognized by Guinness? That’s just tremendous,” Trump continued, his trademark orange glow beaming with pride.
In response to the news, critics have been quick to point out that Trump’s record-breaking corruption didn’t come without its fair share of controversies and scandals.
“Sure, he’s the most corrupt, but at what cost?” remarked one political commentator. “The damage he’s done to democratic norms and institutions will far outlast any accolade from Guinness.”
However, Trump remains unfazed by the criticism, choosing instead to focus on the positive aspects of his newfound title. “I’ve always been a winner, folks. This is just another big win for the greatest President in history,” he declared, as a small army of loyal supporters cheered him on in the background.
As for what’s next for the record-breaking ex-president, rumors have already begun swirling about potential future endeavors, including a tell-all book deal, a reality TV show documenting his life post-presidency, and even a bid for the presidency in 2024.
Only time will tell what the future holds for Donald Trump, but one thing’s for certain: love him or hate him, he’s made history once again, for better or for worse. And this time, it’s officially in the Guinness Book of World Records.
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