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Trump and Biden Square Off at the Mexico Border, Don Jr’s Most Preposterous Lie Yet & Gimme Five!

Trump and Biden Square Off at the Mexico Border, Don Jr’s Most Preposterous Lie Yet & Gimme Five!

Two different people are claiming to be chairs of the Michigan Republican Party, Biden and Trump are both scheduled to visit the border in Texas on Thursday, Donny is taking every chance he gets to beat the drum about not having enough water in our faucets and washing machines, a team wearing hazmat suits was dispatched to Donald Jr’s house because he got a letter in the mail that contained an “unidentified” white powder and we play America’s favorite game, Gimme Five!

Trump Yells About Golden Showers, Biden Turns 81 & Kelce Brothers Face Off on Monday Night Football | Jimmy Kimmel Live Monologue | The Smoking Chair

Kimmel: Trump Yells About Golden Showers, Biden Turns 81 & Kelce Brothers Face Off on Monday Night Football

The Kansas City Chiefs & the Philadelphia Eagles go head to head on Monday Night Football and the Kelce Brothers face off, President Joe Biden pardoned two turkeys in honor of Thanksgiving, we play a game in honor of his 81st birthday, the MAGA troops rallied in Iowa to see their Orange Jesus in the flesh, and Guillermo goes full-on Formula one at the Las Vegas Grand Prix.

jimmy kimmel monologue Fight Almost Breaks Out in the Senate

Kimmel: Fight Almost Breaks Out in the Senate, a MAGA White House Doozy & Mike Pence’s New Book

Next week is set to be the busiest Thanksgiving travel week ever, Republicans are literally fighting each other, former MMA fighter Markwayne Millin got into it with the President of the Teamsters union and Bernie Sanders had to step in the middle of it, 63% of Gen-Z-ers say they have a best friend at work, former VP Mike Pence has a new book, we are getting more information about what another MAGA White House might look like, there are new details about Melania Trump’s life in the White House, Chuck E Cheese is getting rid of the creepy animal robots that come to life and play music, and we play a round of a new game called Gimme Five!

jimmy kimmel monologue | MAGA's Scariest Creatures Rally for Trump & Drag Queen Trixie Mattel Reads Ted Cruz’s Book to Kids

Kimmel: MAGA’s Scariest Creatures Rally for Trump & Drag Queen Trixie Mattel Reads Ted Cruz’s Book to Kids

The SAG-AFTRA strike has come to an end after 118 days, “The Golden Bachelor” had their Women Tell All special and there were some serious gas issues, Republican Presidential candidates took the stage for a debate in Miami and Vivek Ramaswamy took aim at Nikki Haley and her daughter, Ron DeSantis is trying his hardest to come off as somewhat human, Trump held his own event about 30 minutes down the road and all the scariest creatures from Trumpland were on the bill, he shared and deleted shirtless photos of the judge presiding over his fraud trial in New York, and we help Ted Cruz sell some books with an assist from Trixie Mattel of “RuPaul’s Drag Race.”

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Kimmel: Republicans Debate in Miami, Ivanka Testifies in Daddy Donald’s Fraud Case & Rough Election for GOP

The CMA Awards were on ABC tonight hosted by Peyton Manning & Luke Bryan, the Republican debate took place in Miami and Donald was absent once again, Ivanka took the stand in the $250 million fraud case against her father, it was not a very good election night for the MAGA-verse, voters in Ohio overwhelmingly passed a measure to protect a woman’s right to choose, we discovered that Mike Lindell makes unusual sounds when he’s making a point, the mayor in Saskatchewan Canada has an interesting name, a pre-owned vehicle in New Jersey had an unfortunate encounter with the local wildlife, and country star Jelly Roll has a great new holiday gift idea for you!

Trump Puts on an Insane Show in Vegas, Santos Charges are Piling Up & Pence Drops Out

Kimmel: Trump Puts on an Insane Show in Vegas, Santos Charges are Piling Up & Pence Drops Out

Flava Flav delivered a beautiful ode to our United States of America in Milwaukee last night, Mike Pence announced the suspension of his campaign for President in Las Vegas, Donald Trump had a lot to say over the weekend despite a federal judge reinstating his gag order, he unloaded some very self-unaware comments in Vegas, we slowed him down for a new edition of Drunk Donald Trump, Ben Carson gave his stamp of approval to Donny’s campaign, and we speak to Congressman George Santos about possibly being expelled.

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Kimmel: Pence’s Very Sad Photo, Trump’s Attorney Amnesia & Rashad Jennings’ Wheel of Fortune Redemption

Three of the five members of our band the Cletones are out sick tonight, Taylor Swift was at the Chiefs game and fans are going wild, there are now eight candidates for the Speaker of the House and there is no indication that they will elect one soon, Donald Trump is talking about incredibly dumb stuff while a terrible war is going on, former Trump lawyer Sidney Powell pled guilty on six charges and he is shockingly starting to distance himself, former VP Mike Pence is having a tough run and is now part of what might be the saddest photo ever taken, and former running back Rashad Jennings is here to explain the most embarrassing performance in “Wheel of Fortune” history.

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Tucker Carlson & Don Lemon Text Post Firing, Trump Flees to Scotland & MyPillow Mike Owes $5 Million

Today is the first day of May and our nation’s newscasters are once again left in disbelief, a thirteen-year-old at the Lakers/Grizzlies game suffered a devastating loss at halftime, Trump is currently out of the country in Scotland visiting one of his golf courses, next week Trump will be in New Hampshire doing a Town Hall event on CNN, Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon have reportedly been texting each other since they were both fired, Mike Pence has yet to announce whether he plans to run for President and has the perfect line when asked about his former boss, MyPillow Mike Lindell has to shell out five million dollars because of a dumb contest he ran called “Prove Mike Wrong,” Devin Nunes is set to hit the road along with Mike Lindell and others for the “Re-Awaken America Tour,” there was quite the happenstance at the L.A. Philharmonic this weekend, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd. to see if pedestrians can pass a sobriety test.

Tucker Carlson Crawls Out of His Hole, Don Jr Interviews Trump & Pence Testifies About Insurrection

Tucker Carlson Crawls Out of His Hole, Don Jr Interviews Trump & Pence Testifies About Insurrection

The first round of the NFL Draft took place tonight, the White House celebrated Take Your Kid to Work Day and Biden did a little Q&A with the kids, the President of South Korea provided some musical entertainment at a state dinner, there are new details about what might have led to Tucker Carlson and Fox News “parting ways,” Tuck emerged from his hole last night with a video message addressing his fans, former Vice President Mike Pence testified in front of the Special Counsel Grand Jury about his conversations with Trump surrounding January 6th, and Guillermo interrupts Jimmy’s monologue for an episode of The Guillermo Show with special guest Vin Diesel!

Fox News Has Dirt on Tucker, Trump Hints at Skipping Debates & Ted Cruz's Plan to Overturn Election

Fox News Has Dirt on Tucker, Trump Hints at Skipping Debates & Ted Cruz’s Plan to Overturn Election

A team of scientists is making the case that as space tourism continues to grow people will naturally start having sex in space, Melania Trump turned 53 and there is a limited time opportunity to celebrate with your own families, Trump is already hinting that he might skip the debates in the primary because he doesn’t want to subject himself to MAGA-hating anchors, Fox News has reportedly been keeping a file of dirt on Tucker Carlson in the event that he goes after the network, a former producer on his show says that Tucker ran a hostile workplace and frequent asked personal questions about on-air hosts like Maria Bartiromo, there is a tape where Ted Cruz specifically detailed his plan to overturn the 2020 election, George Santos has been trying to claim he’s Jewish for quite some time now, tonight’s clip for Excellence in Reporting goes to the team at Detroit’s Fox 2 News, and we meet some folks on Hollywood Boulevard for a round of “Couple or Siblings?”

Trump’s Ridiculous New Book of Letters, Tucker “Blindsided” by Fox News Firing & Outrage Over "Woke"

Trump’s Ridiculous New Book of Letters, Tucker “Blindsided” by Fox News Firing & Outrage Over “Woke”

It’s a big day for American literature as Donald’s highly-anticipated new book “Letters to Trump” is out, it includes letters from famous people and photos too, when it comes to letters no President has given us more of them than Donald Jessica Trump, President Biden made it official today that he is running for President again, the Mexican Navy just confiscated thousands of tequila bottles that were filled with liquid meth, Tucker Carlson was reportedly blindsided by the news that he was fired from Fox News, Trump and Don Jr both came to Tucker’s defense, and we head out onto Hollywood Blvd to ask pedestrians about the woke changes American companies have been making.

Tucker Carlson Out at Fox News, Trump Attacks Late Night Hosts & Musk Gives Back Blue Checkmarks

Tucker Carlson Out at Fox News, Trump Attacks Late Night Hosts & Musk Gives Back Blue Checkmarks

Donald Trump took to Truth Social to attack Jimmy, Stephen Colbert and all the other late night hosts, he was on a podcast called “Full Send” talking about the “N Word,” global warming, King Jong Un, and O.J. Simpson, he recorded a message for the Faith and Freedom Coalition and claimed that babies are being executed, Mike Pence went off script during his speech, a bunch of people with over a million followers on Twitter had their blue checkmarks restored and wanted to make it clear that they hadn’t paid for it, Bed Bath & Beyond announced that they’re filing for bankruptcy, Fox News severed ties with Tucker Carlson, CNN “parted ways” with Don Lemon, Guillermo has some breaking news from ABC, and we bid farewell to one of the most despicable mother-Tuckers to ever appear on American television.

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