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Jimmy Kimmel

Kimmel: Trump Attacks Israel, Pushes Rigged Election Claims AGAIN & Republicans Spat Over Speaker

October 16, 2023

Taylor Swift’s new movie is coming out and expected to be the highest grossing concert film of all-time, Donald Trump gave a doozy of a speech last night where he attacked Israel, went on and on spreading lies about the ‘rigged’ election, incoherently claimed Joe Biden might be a cokehead, complained about his microphone, we have a new edition of Drunk Donald Trump, Republicans can’t seem to find a speaker, George Santos is voting no for Scalise, and Aunt Chippy talks about her time on ABC’s “The Golden Bachelor.”

Kimmel: Congressman George Santos Dodges Reporters After Being Charged with CONSPIRACY, FRAUD & MORE

October 12, 2023

Republicans took a fake break from fake-impeaching President Joe Biden to nominate Steve Scalise of Louisiana to be their next Speaker, the first U.S. state to allow sales of medical marijuana at regular pharmacies will be Georgia, Google announced that effective immediately entering a password will no longer be their default way to sign in, crazy things are happening in Florida and Michigan, Jimmy has been washing his jeans the wrong way, Sarah Huckabee S. has been accused of spending more than $19,000 on a lectern and cooking the books to cover it up, and we track down soon to be former Congressman George Santos (Nelson Franklin) to talk about him being indicted on charges of conspiracy, wire fraud and falsifying records.

Megan Moroney – Tennessee Orange

October 12, 2023

Megan Moroney performs the song Tennessee Orange on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Kimmel: Trump Makes Horrifying Israel Attacks All About Himself

October 10, 2023

Parishioners were invited to bring their pets to be blessed in honor of St. Francis in New York, there was some horrific news over the weekend and Israel is now at war, Donald Trump found a way to make the conflict all about himself, he got onstage in Cedar Rapids on Saturday to talk about how much better his body is than Joe Biden’s, shockingly people seem to support him, Rudy Giuliani has found himself in financial trouble, Taylor Swift didn’t make an appearance at the Chiefs/Vikings game and Travis’ mom Donna Kelce spent some time on the “Today Show” talking about their relationship, and we ask some foreign tourists on Hollywood Blvd. what they find weird about Americans.

Kimmel: Gaetz Faces Explosive Allegations, Trump Spills Top Secret Info & Lindell’s Got Money Trouble

October 9, 2023

It’s been unseasonably hot here in Hollywood this week, our very own Aunt Chippy made an appearance on “The Golden Bachelor,” ABC has already given the green light to another Bachelor spinoff, Matt Gaetz is the least popular guy in Congress right now and several GOP lawmakers want to get rid of him, Trump is being floated as a possible Speaker, Donny reportedly shared classified information with a guy at Mar-a-Lago, and we talk to MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell (James Adomian) who claims the IRS is trying to shut down his call centers.

Tucker Carlson & Don Lemon Text Post Firing, Trump Flees to Scotland & MyPillow Mike Owes $5 Million

May 8, 2023

Today is the first day of May and our nation’s newscasters are once again left in disbelief, a thirteen-year-old at the Lakers/Grizzlies game suffered a devastating loss at halftime, Trump is currently out of the country in Scotland visiting one of his golf courses, next week Trump will be in New Hampshire doing a Town Hall event on CNN, Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon have reportedly been texting each other since they were both fired, Mike Pence has yet to announce whether he plans to run for President and has the perfect line when asked about his former boss, MyPillow Mike Lindell has to shell out five million dollars because of a dumb contest he ran called “Prove Mike Wrong,” Devin Nunes is set to hit the road along with Mike Lindell and others for the “Re-Awaken America Tour,” there was quite the happenstance at the L.A. Philharmonic this weekend, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd. to see if pedestrians can pass a sobriety test.

Tucker Carlson Crawls Out of His Hole, Don Jr Interviews Trump & Pence Testifies About Insurrection

April 28, 2023

The first round of the NFL Draft took place tonight, the White House celebrated Take Your Kid to Work Day and Biden did a little Q&A with the kids, the President of South Korea provided some musical entertainment at a state dinner, there are new details about what might have led to Tucker Carlson and Fox News “parting ways,” Tuck emerged from his hole last night with a video message addressing his fans, former Vice President Mike Pence testified in front of the Special Counsel Grand Jury about his conversations with Trump surrounding January 6th, and Guillermo interrupts Jimmy’s monologue for an episode of The Guillermo Show with special guest Vin Diesel!

Fox News Has Dirt on Tucker, Trump Hints at Skipping Debates & Ted Cruz’s Plan to Overturn Election

April 27, 2023

A team of scientists is making the case that as space tourism continues to grow people will naturally start having sex in space, Melania Trump turned 53 and there is a limited time opportunity to celebrate with your own families, Trump is already hinting that he might skip the debates in the primary because he doesn’t want to subject himself to MAGA-hating anchors, Fox News has reportedly been keeping a file of dirt on Tucker Carlson in the event that he goes after the network, a former producer on his show says that Tucker ran a hostile workplace and frequent asked personal questions about on-air hosts like Maria Bartiromo, there is a tape where Ted Cruz specifically detailed his plan to overturn the 2020 election, George Santos has been trying to claim he’s Jewish for quite some time now, tonight’s clip for Excellence in Reporting goes to the team at Detroit’s Fox 2 News, and we meet some folks on Hollywood Boulevard for a round of “Couple or Siblings?”

Musk Takes Away Checkmarks, Trump Had Fun Being Indicted & DeSantis Attacks “The Woke”

April 20, 2023

We celebrate the high holy day known as 4/20, a reporter named Charlie Langton of Fox 2 News in Detroit filed his bong-hitting report from the parking lot of the Detroit “Herbal” Center, SpaceX went ahead with a rocket launch and it ended with a big explosion they called “rapid unscheduled disassembly,” today was also the great de-checkening on Twitter where everyone that didn’t sign up for Twitter Blue had their checkmark removed, Mike Lindell is getting sued by Dominion Voting Systems for $1.3 billion and an arbitration panel today ruled that Mike has to pay $5 million to the winner of the of “Prove Mike Wrong Challenge,” Trump has been busy posting videos about what a good time he had getting arrested, he has been going particularly hard on Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is going after “the woke,” George Santos has a new scandal brewing in regards to donating his salary, and in honor of 4/20 Day we go out onto Hollywood Blvd. for a round of “Who’s High?”

Fox News Shockingly Quiet About Lying to Viewers, DeSantis Tries to Outcrazy Trump & Lindell Digs In

April 20, 2023

Netflix is finally cracking down on password sharing, Fox News agreed to shell out $787.5 million dollars to settle a defamation lawsuit brough by Dominion Voting Systems, nothing on their website mentioned the story at all, Mike Lindell isn’t backing down like Fox did, the Florida Board of Education voted to extend their “Don’t Say Gay” bill to include high school students as DeSantis tries to prove he’s more ridiculous than Trump, Kim Jong Un announced that North Korea has their first spy satellite ready to launch, the Bidens shared their annual federal tax returns yesterday showing that they made $579,514 dollars, some Republicans are not on the Trump train and Chris Christie is said to be mulling a run for President, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd to see if anyone recognizes Mike Pence.

Jeremy Renner on Snowplow Accident, Getting Kicked Out of the ICU & Get Well “Cameo” from Paul Rudd

April 12, 2023

Jeremy talks about breaking over thirty bones and almost dying when he was run over by a snowplow on New Year’s Day, being on the ground for 45 minutes before an ambulance could get to him, getting kicked out of the first ICU he was in, his mom reading a Stephen King book to him while he was in the hospital, all the people reaching out to him with well wishes, a funny get well video he got from Paul Rudd, his new show “Rennervations” on Disney+, buying large vehicles like fire trucks and finding a new use for them, visiting Six Flags Magic Mountain with his daughter, and the best thing to come from his accident.

Donald Trump INDICTED by Manhattan Grand Jury

April 1, 2023

The day that many of us thought would never come has finally arrived as Donald Trump was indicted by the Manhattan Grand Jury for his role in the Stormy Daniels hush money case, Trump “truthed” a statement lashing out, now that he has been indicted he has no choice but to turn himself in for processing, Donald Trump Jr. jumped in with a special edition of his podcast to lament and fight back against the long arm of the law, Ivanka has vowed to stay out of all of this, when the news came in Fox was busy whining about Trans athletes in college sports, we got more insight into what went down at Fox News after the election, George Santos answered a bunch of questions on Fox News and he also has a great new product available.

Trump Attacks Stormy Daniels at Rally, Kanye Likes Jewish People Again & Viagra’s 25th Anniversary

March 28, 2023

Jimmy went to the Bulls/Lakers game with his son Kevin over the weekend and Patrick Beverly had a funny interaction with some fans, Gonzaga was defeated by UCONN in the NCAA tournament and Jimmy saying the school isn’t real is causing a stir up in Spokane, Congressman George Santos shot a video reviewing the new NASA Space Suit, Donald Trump was up posting about his possible indictment on Truth Social until 3:30AM this morning, Kanye has decided that he likes Jewish people now thanks to Jonah Hill’s performance in 21 Jump Street, Trump held a rally in Waco this weekend and even made time for a personal attack on his flame Stormy Daniels, he cooked up some whoppers and said that he’d end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours if he was President, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz and Ted Nugent were all in attendance, today marks the 25th anniversary of the FDA approval of Viagra, and Guillermo hits the red carpet at the Succession premiere.